THIS GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME
pornography has basically become the type of medium in which everything, everything that would otherwise be illegal, including rape, abuse, torture (ie waterboarding), pedophilia, blatant racism and misogyny, murder, fatphobia, homophobia, transphobia are OKAY, excused because it makes it easier for some people to have an orgasm
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
stay in the bathroom stall until everyone leaves
this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy
When Kira Kazantsev was crowned the new Miss America on Sunday night, a feeling of déjá vu set in.
Not only was she white — like all but nine of the 94 winners before her — she also fit snugly into a narrowly defined standard of Western female attractiveness: early 20s, long flowing hair and a thin, painstakingly tanned physique that would not seem out of place in a Victoria’s Secret catalog.
In many ways, the Miss Indian World pageant’s definition of what American beauty truly entails is the ideological antithesis to Miss America. Indeed, since 1984, this five-day competition based in Albuquerque, N.M., has honored Native American woman for their contributions to their communities, not their bikini bodies. The top award is given to the contestant who “best represents her culture,” according to Al Jazeera.
a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart
- if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90s
if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000s
Listen up, kids born after 1999.
5 pm update: still tired, still lesbiany, now 90% more disheveled.